Ok, here's the scoop. I had to run out, but knew I was going to shower later in the day. My hair was a wreck from a funky style the day before, then being slept on. It's too short now to pull it in a ponytail. Solution? Bandana. This is how I do uber-lazy.
Bandana: $3 Walmart
Sweater: $4 Goodwill
Jeans: $20 (sale) Alloy
Shoes: $15 (few years ago) Kmart